funny quotes about being 30 years old
The 30th birthday is special. Only the middle-aged have all their five senses in the keeping of their wits.
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The old servants of regrets.
. One should make the best out of this time. Get some new eyes on your blog or social media. 30 years later and Im still a hot mess.
Im as surprised as you are. Be careful what you wish for My parents wished for me 30 years ago and look where that ended up. Its an age of realization for sure.
Tripping on my own feet for 30. That is quite ruthless but true as well. Quotes For Your 30s.
You are now officially a mature and responsible adult who has the necessary wisdom to make important decisions in life. Have a great 30th birthday. A man thirty years old I said to myself should have his field of life all ploughed and his planting well done.
The only time you really live fully is from thirty to sixty. The years pass by way too fast but I hope that this special birthday celebration will last. I remember the day I turned thirty.
At 30 you finally start to catch up on those dreams youve been chasing for the last 10 plus years Bonidette Lanz. Here is a look at some amazing examples of what to write in a 30th birthday card that is funny for anyone entering into their third decade. Here are the 30th birthday quotes by famous personalities.
Made it to 30. I just want cake. Funny Birthday Wishes for 30 year old Woman.
Agent of chaos for 30 years. 30 is the age between youth and old age. Go where you are celebrated not merely tolerated.
The only time you really live fully is from thirty to sixty. The old servants of regrets. 30 is as good as any age if not more so to start making your dreams come true.
Friends family and loved ones wish you happiness good health and prosperity. Dont trust anyone over thirty. Shoutout to my mama who was in labor 30 years ago.
The bartender says You know that will cost you 100 bucks its pretty expensive. If you dont feel it flee from it. Heres hoping its the start of something really big.
At 20 years of age the will reigns. The young are slaves to dreams. A blind man walks into a bar and says to the bartender Give me a shot of your finest 30 year old single malt.
Men do not quit playing because they grow oldthey grow old because they quit playing - Oliver Wendell Holmes. The best is yet to come. They shower you with love attention gifts and goodies.
They spend time with you and share your happiness. 30 is the new 20 unless your 20 then its the new 40. Old Quotes If you are interested in guest posting for the Love for 30 Project please email me for all the information.
At 30 the wit. Only the middle-aged have all their five senses in the keeping of their wits Hervey Allen. So the bartende.
The young are slaves to dreams. Its going to be huge fabulous 28 I had a 30th birthday once. Officially 30 but still mentally about five.
Every man desires to live long but no man desires to be old - Jonathan Swift paraphrased Old age is always fifteen years older than I am - Oliver Wendell Holmes. The blind man says Not a problem I have the money and I know what I like. Look at it this way-you have already went through three decades of your life with little strife.
Although you might be thirty you will always be flirty. For after that it is summer time - Lew Wallace To my eye women get sexier around 35. Where all your friends have babies body parts hurt for no reason and being sleep by 9 pm is the regular routine even on weekends 26 Happy 30th birthday from the clowns 27 These happy 30th birthday memes are HUGE.
Dirty 30 is only 21 with 9 years experience 25 Welcome to your 30s. That is the most heartbreaking of all quotes about turning 30. 40 Quotes About Old Age.
If at age 30 you are not a Capitalist then you have no brains. This is something undeniable. If at age 20 you are not a Communist then you have no heart.
I was getting out of the shower and I stood in front of the mirror and stared at myself for a long time. Get ready for the next chapter of lifes adventure with the collection of turning 30 quotes below. I examined every inch of my body and appreciated the fact that I finally looked like a grown woman.
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